This is an assignment that Beanie brought home from school today:
Which reads: "I will take care of a ebony langer and treat it very well."
In case you are not as up on your primatology as Beanie is, here are a couple of ebony langurs:
I found this a bit startling:
Which reads: "I will teach anthropology and work at SUCO."
Beanie informed me that she has changed her mind: She plans to work with chimpanzees, not langurs. Also, her plan is that she and her best friend, Pants, will live together "in the wild" to take care of the chimpanzees. She will be taking my job when I am "finished" with it. I think I should alert my colleagues now.